Me vs Splashtown

*written at approximately 1:00 P.M. today on my notebook


Welp, here I am, reader, in Splashtown with my family having the time of my life. It is unsurprisingly hot, I'm watching people get wet (don't think wrong), and I'm writing down what I'm thinking in this little notebook that I have under my possession. I don't know what time it is right now because I didn't bring my phone for this period of supposed fun. A breeze of cool wind just hit me and it felt great. This is probably going to be the only time I'm ever going to be here this year, so I guess it is best for me to put my pencil and down and relax in the water park. I need it. That's right. I should just soak this in. I'm not going to experience anything quite like this ever again at a unique day like the 6th of August of 2017, so I should make the most of it. Here's to fun!





1 hour and 30 minutes later

This has gone to shit now.

The sky became cloudy while I was having fun with the family and the lifeguards of the park, thinking the weather was going to get worse at a moment's notice, stopped all of its operation.

Great.

Just fucking great. I can't get even this time peacefully. There always has to be an interruption from somewhere or something whose sole purpose of existence is to fucking fuck me over. Fucking clouds. Fuck you. It never ends. Oh well, it can't be helped, I guess. In addition to that, I don't have my phone in which I can use to pass the time. Maybe not taking it with me was a mistake. However, I do have this notebook. Perhaps, this day won't be wasted, after all. Let's see what happens in the future of this day together, reader.





30 minutes later, I think

The suspension is over! People are now entering the rides. I can now get wet again (don't)! Patience does pay off in the end! Rejoice!





1 or 2 hours later probably

Fun. Happiness. Fun time. Bliss.





30 minutes later

NEVER.

FUCKING.

MIND.

The bad weather has appeared again and the lifeguards are taking their precautions again by stopping the water park AGAIN (I understand why they're doing this since it's part of their protocol but fuck). Everyone is leaving the water again, myself included. Fun time is over again.





bleh (less than 1 hour later)

We've given up. We've decided to change back to our normal clothes and leave the park. Well, it was fun while it lasted, Splashtown. You were awesome. I went to that Texas Tornado thing or whatever and it was scary. The speed took me by surprise and I hung on for my dear life when it was blitzing to the sides of the funnel/tornado. I thought I was going to fall off of the big yellow floatie I was riding on. I kept screaming "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" until it ended. It was fun, though, so it didn't matter in the end.

Despite everything that happened today with the stoppages and all, my family and I had fun. And if we had fun, then the day was not wasted. My legs hurt, but I don't feel any pain. That's because I used them for the enjoyment of my loved ones.