Me vs Boredom 7

See, reader? Didn't I tell you this series was going to be decided in the seventh game? See!? I told you I wasn't going to be beaten so easily by my own boredom. I came back from a 3-1 deficit to tie the NBA Fin--err, I mean, this series. I'm the 2016 NBA Champion Cleveland Cavaliers now. I'm LeBron James now. I'm the captain--or, rather, LeCaptain--now. No one is going to stop me in my reign of terror over the mental stagnation that is boredom. Sure, I lost countless times to it in the past, but I will not let this occasion idly pass me by.

Now then, what in the fuck am I doing right now? Oh yeah, that's right! I'm writing down on my little 100-sheet college-ruled blue notebook whilst sitting down in boredom.


Wait.


No, I didn't just say that! No! Don't give this game to boredom! No please! I worked so hard to get to this point! I DESERVE TO BE HERE! Give me a break, damn it! If you give boredom this game, I will denounce this entire thing as being rigged! You hear me!? I will not hesitate on doing so! PLEASE! NOOOO--!



Boredom wins Game 7 (Boredom leads series 4-3)



What? This is still going? This is going beyond seven games? Is this ever going to end? No, I don't want to be in an endless cycle! I-I-I change my mind! I don't want to be here anymore! Get me out of here!